Sally Goes To Hell

Author: biped

Date: April 21, 2008

by biped
4-21-08
Mommy, is it a sin to say "but"? Like in, "No ifs, ands, or buts"?
Yes--my dear, damned darling. I'm sorry, B-U-T you are going to Hell.
500,000,000,000,000,000 years later...
BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT...
GAAAAAAA!!! I'M GETTING SICK OF HEARING YOU SAY "BUT"!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!
BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT...
Oh, shut up.