Clam Dowdies

Author: biped

Date: May 29, 2008

by biped
5-29-08
Hope you're extra hungry tonight, Ed. I made my special Clam Dowdies.
"Clam Dowdies"? Oh, shit...I mean, "yaaaaay."
I'm starving! I snuck all my Clam Dowdies to Woofy under the table.
Me, too...jeepers, I sure hope the vet can pull him through.
Well class, it's time to eat those special Clam Dowdy treats I promised you. Uhh...where's Timmy?
He's dead, Mom. He hung himself in the coat room just now. God, how I envy him. We all do.