Up the Down Rectum

Author: biped

Date: July 9, 2008

by biped
7-09-08
"...so, if you're bothered by anal rodents, use GERBO-LAX!!! The great new product from Richard Gere Industries."
"GERBO-LAX turns your very own asshole into a RODENT BAZOOKA!!! Blast your anal woes away today!!!"
THAT'S what I'll get for Daddy on his birthday--a big jug of GERBO-LAX!
Sally sure got me the perfect gift this year. I've been blowing gerbils out of my ass all day.
This is so much better than trying to lure them out with cheese on a stick.