Alan Splet in "The Big Idea"

Author: biped

Date: October 23, 2008

by biped
10-23-08
I have a great idea for a movie, C.J. Tom Cruise plays a giant kitty cat.
We could advertise it with the tagline: "Tom Cruise IS... 'Giant Kitty Cat.'"
Get out of here. You're fired.
Tom? C.J. How about playing a giant kitty cat?
Sure. As long as you and everyone else at your studio converts to Scientology.