Show Me The Hamsters

Author: biped

Date: October 27, 2008

by biped
10-27-08
I've decided to make hamsters our new currency.
Oh, my god.
I'd like to purchase one of those new hamster wallets, please.
What hamster capacity would you prefer? The deluxe model costs an extra fifteen adult hamsters.
Dad, my allowance died.
Well son, you should've used your hamster to buy hamster food, and...oh, fuck me, this is so fucked.