The New Calamity Crab Show

Author: biped

Date: November 8, 2008

by biped
11-08-08
HOWDY KIDS! I'M CALAMITY CRAB! "Ohhh, it's a ding-dang day beneath the sea, so c'mon pardners, sing with--"
Who the hell are you talking to?
Why, I'm a-talkin' to all the young 'uns out there in TV land, and--OH MY GOD!!!
CHOMP!!!
YOU JUST ATE MY CO-STAR!!! Oh, the little children will be traumatized!!!
Whoa, wait--we're on TV? HI, KIDS!!!