Desperate Horsewives 2

Author: biped

Date: April 25, 2009

by biped
4-25-09
I think you'll find our reservation under the name of Long. Mrs. Gladys Long.
Or, it could be under the name Long-Horsedick. Mrs. Anita Long-Horsedick.
Oh honey, you're going to be getting horrified stares like that for the rest of your life...!
I don't care, Mom. If Horsedick doesn't suit them, they're just going to have to suck on it.
Oh my god! I could've died when they announced "LONG-HORSEDICK! TABLE FOR LONG-HORSEDICK!"
Mother, you're just making it worse.