Dork 'n' Beans

Author: biped

Date: October 10, 2009

by biped
10-10-09
Howdy, I'm "Dork" Wilson. I'm here about that wranglin' job, and--
"Dork" Wilson? Where the hell'd you git a fucked-up name like that?
Well, it's short fer "Dorcus." See, that there was muh maw's maiden name, and--
Yeah, yeah, like I give a flyin' fuck. Pffft. Oh well, the bunkhouse needed a laughin' stock.
Look--do I git the job or not?
Beats me. I'm just the cook, dumbass.