The King's Screech

Author: biped

Date: April 22, 2011

by biped
4-22-11
Now that I am k-k-k-king...I must m-m-make a b-b-big speech...but I st-st-st-st-st-st...
Stink?
No! I st-st-st-stammer! And you must h-h-help me learn how to sp-sp-sp-sp-sp-sp...
Spackle? Spin-kick? Spear fish? Speed read? Spay or neuter a cat?
Your husband must be a wonderful speech teacher. I've never heard Bertie scream and curse so fluently.
Speech teacher? He's here to fix the toilet, fuckhead!