Sally in: "The Old Dying Wino"

Author: biped

Date: August 17, 2011

by biped
8-17-11
Yah-lah-lah! YAH-LAH-LAH! YAH-LAH-LAAAAAAAH!!!
Yah-lah-lah! YAH-LAH-LAH! YAH-LAH-LAAAAAAAH!!!
That's beautiful, pumpkin. Go sing it for Mommy while Daddy watches "CSI: Miami."
...and then the old wino died. Would you like to hear his death croak again? Can we go to his cremation?
Just calmly process what she's saying. It can't be as horrible as it initially sounds.