The Floyd and Verna Jean Show 3

Author: biped

Date: October 29, 2011

by biped
10-29-11
(snicker) Hey, somebody took an eyeliner and wrote "Aunt Verna Jean Sucks Dog Dicks"!
Wha-- and on my fuckin' fuschia moire' wallpaper! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
Hope my li'l darlin' weren't too much of a handful while I was on vacation.
VACATION? Why, that bastard Floyd said you were in jail for PROSTITUTION at a SHRINERS' CONVENTION!
Well, that's over. Now come here, bitch, Daddy wants a nice big sloppy BLOWJOB!
I WOULDN'T SUCK YOUR DICK IF IT HAD VANILLA FROSTING AND SPRINKLES ON IT!