Double-Biff Toe Peril

Author: biped

Date: May 30, 2012

by biped
5-30-12
Biff! Don't get up to get a sandwich right now! You'll stub your toe!
Wha--would you please leave me alone?
But I thought you'd appreciate your future self coming back in time to warn you of various misfortunes.
The first few times maybe, but I'm sick of it. Just let me--OWW!!! I STUBBED MY TOE!!! NOW GET LOST, BIFF!!!
Later, back in the future...
I hate Past Biff, Granny McGurk. He sure was a huge "a-hole."
Well, that was before you had a prescription for Xanax, dear.