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The Mildly Amusing Adventures Of Biff McGurk

by biped
3-27-07
Biff, you're so naturally even-tempered. I don't think I've ever seen you get unduly nervous or tense.
Well, I always try to remain calm and maintain an even keel in my life, Hubert.
Uh-huh. Well, I've just kidnapped your entire family. A timed explosive will wipe them all out if you don't pay me $100,000 by three o'clock.
"Stifle it, Archie! Stifle, stifle, STIFLE!"
Ha ha, Edith is turning the tables on Archie by telling him to--oops, three oh-five.

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