The Mildly Amusing Adventures Of Biff McGurk

by biped
Remember that hit song, "Unbreak My Heart"? Well, I just wrote one called "Un**** My Dog."
Let's get into the studio, pronto. I think we've got another smash hit on our hands.
And the Grammy for "Song of the Year" goes to--Biff McGurk for "Un**** My Dog"!
Thanks, Tiffany. And thanks to all the fans who made "Un**** My Dog" a number-one hit.
Well, Biff? How does it feel to win a Grammy?
It feels great, Ed. I've never had a more satisfying butt plug.

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