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| HI, kids! CAPTAIN CHIP here with a message about... about... oh... oh, yeah... *FWAP-FWAP-FWAP* OHHH YEAHHH... UNNNGGGHHHH...!!! | |
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| HOLY SHIT!!! CAPTAIN CHIP'S WANKIN' OFF IN FRONT OF THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!! | |
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| You twisted BASTARD. All the little kids saw your horrible, naked...er..."MAN DINGUS." | |
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| But -- what's so horrible about the naked male appendage, officer? I don't understand! | |
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| So remember, kids -- DON'T jerk off in PUBLIC! For some reason, it's FROWNED UPON! Uhh...oh, yeah... UNNNNGGHHHH!!! There! That's better! | |
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| This was SUPPOSED to be a PSA about SMOKING! DON'T SMOKE, KIDS! | |
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