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The Wonderful Adventures Of Captain Chip

by biped
12-14-04
Captain Chip, it was nice of you to buy that little starving girl a hot dog. However, demanding a "blow job" in return was illegal.
Really, officer? If only I'd known that before!
...and since you've been sentenced to community service here at Sweaty Palms Middle School, we've decided to put you in charge of the sex education class.
Goodness -- what a challenge! I hope I can rise to the occasion!
Now remember, students -- I did not "demand" these blow jobs! I merely offered you all an "A+" in exchange for them!
It's...yucky... GLORP!!!

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