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| Captain Chip, it was nice of you to buy that little starving girl a hot dog. However, demanding a "blow job" in return was illegal. | |
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| Really, officer? If only I'd known that before! | |
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| ...and since you've been sentenced to community service here at Sweaty Palms Middle School, we've decided to put you in charge of the sex education class. | |
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| Goodness -- what a challenge! I hope I can rise to the occasion! | |
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| Now remember, students -- I did not "demand" these blow jobs! I merely offered you all an "A+" in exchange for them! | |
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