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| Welcome to Loclasso Studios, Captain Chip. I'm Gary -- I'll be directing your comeback film. | |
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| Oh, I hope we do justice to "the legend!" My fans deserve it after so many years of unflinching loyalty! | |
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| I'LL save you, young man! What seems to be the trouble? | |
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| Oh, Captain Chip! I need to get "deep-schlonged" so bad! PLEASE ram it to me "super-doggy-style!" | |
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| Err... Mr. Di Bona, this isn't much different from those awful "Captain Wanker" scripts I had to do to pay for my hernia operation -- | |
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| Yes, it is. The sex scenes are a vital story element, because your radioactive super-sperm is going to impregnate the evil Dr. Sphincter's impregnable lair. | |
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