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| The jig is up, Dr. Sphincter! Spread those big, hammy cheeks and get ready to feel the meaty thrust of my steel-hard justice! | |
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| CAPTAIN CHIP! You've caught me with my pants down and penetrated my defenses YET AGAIN! | |
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| "Oh, he'll WANK it! He'll CRANK it! He'll YANK it and he'll SPANK it! With his SUPER-POWERED GRIP -- he's CAPTAIN CHI-I-IP!" | |
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| Oh, this is HORRIBLE! My career is RUINED! I can't bear to face my fans now! | |
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| YAAAY! SHOW US YOUR DICK, CAPTAIN CHIP! AND WANK IT FOR US! | |
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| Why...they LOVE me! I'm bigger than EVER now! HERE, ALL YOU WONDERFUL FANS -- HERE'S MY BIG, SUPER DICK! ENJOY! | |
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