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| So, Captain Chip -- how does it feel to be the world's most popular gay icon? | |
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| Oh, I certainly AM gay these days, Wink! It's so nice to be the hero of millions again! | |
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| Why, CAPTAIN CHIP! Fancy meeting YOU here in your living room! Good thing I remembered to bring my KNEE PADS! | |
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| *GASP* -- MONICA LEWINSKY! My favorite OBSCURE C-LIST CELEBRITY!! | |
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| OH!!! OH!!! BE SURE TO HIT THE DRESS!!! *GLORP!!!* | |
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| HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!! UNNNGGGHHHH!!! | |
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