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| This has been the highest-rated season of "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" ever. We'd like to offer you a contract. | |
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| GASP -- AN ALL-NEW "CAPTAIN CHIP" TV SERIES!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!! | |
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| Actually, VH1 couldn't care less about "Captain Chip." VH1 wants "Captain Wanker." | |
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| NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!! | |
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| WHOA!!! SEVENTEEN STROKES!!! TIFFANY FROM CHI-TOWN WINS A F***ING T-SHIRT!!! | |
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