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| Captain Chip, can I be your youthful sidekick? | |
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| Oh, heavens, NO, Billy! You see, the concept of the "youthful sidekick" is seen these days as rather...well, uh, heh-heh...er... | |
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| "As rather" what, Captain Chip? | |
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| Well, uh...as rather...er..."gay." And not just "gay", but suspiciously pedo--pedophi--oh, what's that word... | |
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| But, didn't "Captain Wanker" have a youthful sidekick in all those gay porn videos that you-- | |
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| Yes! YES! But Tom Byron was actually in his FORTIES when he played "Whack-off Lad"! | |
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