A Downturn For Alan: The Complete Series

by biped
7-28-07
Sir--please assume your crash position as you were clearly instructed to do mere moments ago.
Well, that's just about the sorriest excuse for a crash position I ever saw. Hey, everybody--check out this loser's ****ty crash position.
Sorry, no job openings for you at this time, Mr. Splet. Or should I say--"Mr. ****ty Crash Position."

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