For My Skull Is Hollow, And I Have Touched Myself

by biped
10-23-05
GRRR...I...KILL you...Spock...
No, Captain. You are not supposed to kill a fellow Starfleet officer.
OH...then...I...STUN you...with...with...
Wrong hand, Captain. The phaser is in your OTHER hand. But you are not supposed to stun me, either.
Well, then...I...I...call you on...talky box and...talk to you...
I'm right here, Captain. And, just as I suspected... this atmosphere is 87% nitrous oxide.

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