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by bjiscool122
10-17-09
at the office
my dad works here where is his office
take a right then a left when you see the copy room his office is right there
thanks
your welcome
in the copy room
they didn't say your office was the copy room

 

by bjiscool122
10-17-09
at the office
my dad works here where is his office
take a right then a left when you see the copy room his office is right there
thanks
your welcome
in the copy room
they didn't say your office was the copy room

 

by bjiscool122
10-17-09
how do i know your not a zombie
how do i know if yyyyyyyyoooouurrrr not a zombie
that's what i'm saying we don't know if any one of us is a zombie
you jack ass you trying to stall me shooting time
you better run

 

by bjiscool122
10-17-09
how do i know your not a zombie
how do i know if yyyyyyyyoooouurrrr not a zombie
that's what i'm saying we don't know if any one of us is a zombie
you jack ass you trying to stall me shooting time
you better run

 

by bjiscool122
10-17-09
hi i'm bob and this is sharla welcome to the channel 3 news
today on the news robots has taken over kaddar town luckly the fbi showed up just in time, before the robots was going feed on a girls brain here's sharla with the girl
instead of the girl here is a guy that was there
don't talk i know your trying to send some more robots over bitch

 

by bjiscool122
10-17-09
hello as you know i'm bob and this sharla and welcome to the channel 3 news let's go to jon for the sports cast, jon
thx bob ,well it looks like we have a game tommorow and it is cowboys v.s the raiders and thats it for the game tommorow , but everybodys talking about the hockey game that blowed everyones shoes
off it was cool ,player no.4 ran down the ice and sliped and it went in the goal giving the roges 44 points and won well that's it for now here is sharla with more

 

by bjiscool122
10-18-09
i'm going to feed on your brain
no your not you meat head
hey i'm not just meat i'm bacon
fuck what i said i'm sorry ok let's go get some thing to eat
that does sound good
yeah well your paying

 

by bjiscool122
10-18-09
i'm going to feed on your brain
no your not you meat head
hey i'm not just meat i'm bacon
fuck what i said i'm sorry ok let's go get some thing to eat
that does sound good
yeah well your paying

 

by bjiscool122
5-20-10
come on left left left!
hello as you im bob with channel three news and this is a fellow gamer john riverman and he has playing video games for five years now he needs a shower here is sharla with what bothers you
hi im sharla and im here with rick backren what bothers you rick
umm pretty much ...you
well there you have it rick backren hates me $#@2$%#45#@$#4$#@$#%@#$%@$%$#@^$^@%^%^$@$#^#$^%%^#$^#@%#^^%#&#^%^#$^%#$^%@%^#%^@$^$%^$#@$#%^$((*&^*&)(&%$$#@&^#@&$#@$$5 pric ^%^#$&*%^*^%*&%#*$%^%$$%#%&%

 

by bjiscool122
5-20-10
star commend this masebase our ship is on the fritz i see hostels in the area just wait a sec
ok spork lets go
sir there are too many of them you would die
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he is a gonner HEY SIR IF YOU DIE wich he will CAN I HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

 

by bjiscool122
5-21-10
gaga gogoo popopopopopopop
why do i have to watch you you know they always under estamate me i could do a lot of things i could beat up a robot or kil a spy for the bba or beat up spork from star kack
i am here to destroy you
where is my baby brother oh and aahhhhhhhh
give me your organs
.........ok now im scared

 

by bjiscool122
6-19-10
oh no he took tomokaroshi card what a jerk,oh wait he took talgor,he sucks he must have not been looking mwhhahahhahaha
billy i said its dinner time get off that computer and come and eat
mom this is not just a a computer this is a machine that lets people do stuff that no 1932 man or woman ever seen before and the computer helps with homework even though i don't do homework but still
you've been watching the machine chall again have you
yes

 

by bjiscool122
6-20-10
Ok if thats not strong then i don't know what is
and thats why im going to order the new amberoshi power up cards
umm kid your going to need a parent for this
i am a parent im just short

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
so this is it huh
yep and this is where he fell and had a heart attack at least we don't know what really happen
well at the secne of the crime i found a wan to fo foo dart comes from the apalonium forest people but how did he get it i'll ask
ok yeah well when your done pick up that tomato you ddrop from that sandwhich
umm but first its my birthday can have a kiss before i go *.*
keep walkin buddy boy

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
so how did you get the darts
well theres a freind that i know that lives in the forest for some show call man vs bear but after i got the darts he died so i kill the teacher
why did you kill him?
cause he is the head of the show he not just some teacher . and so anyways he told the man who talks to bears to kill him to make the show interesting
so the bear just did it without remarks
no it took him a while they had to tell the bear he will get free HBO and shotime in his cabin

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
after the death of a boss
WHAT THE FUCK BITCH YOU KILLED HIM YOU MUTHER FUCKING HORE WHY DID THE FUCK YOU DO THAT HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what NIGGA IM TIRED OF YOU BLAMIN ME I TOLD YOU THAT LIGHT FELL ON HIM
OH OK SO I SUPPOSE A BRICK MAGICLY BASH HIS HEAD INNNNNNNNNN
I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT HE WAS A ZOMBIE
ok ok im sorry......so want to go home and watch a movie
sounds good to me how about rocky II

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
hey bob your good with telling people mean stuff like your fired
let me guess you want me to tell melvin he's fired fine
oh hi bob did you know my kids birthday is tomorrow and my also my mom died and mygirlfreind cheated on me and also i can't figure how to type again and thats it now how can i help you
uhh.......ummm i wanted to umm say that uhh ........... i found a new pen yeah thats it
so did you tell him
uhh yeah about that ummm i found a new pen

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
hello ms mcgullen umm can i have my gamedude back
no
uhh why not
because you havent been focusing on your work your getting z's and thats not even a grade until we saw your work your grades been going down ever since you got that thing
.........again, can i have my game dude
sigh

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
on todays news local political cheif of j.o.a.t has took down people of kaddar town down by oak blue street,and one person has something to say about it watch this
ok what i want to say is that i think just because we don't give our money to the firefighters on the street with the boot doesn't mean they can come to our townand bash our heads in with sticks.....
we'll be right back with WHY THE HELL AM I IN THE EMERGCY ROOM BECAUSE THE J.O.A.T HIT ME 50,0000 TIMES IN THE HEAD

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
i don't get why do my dad always have to say IM SORRY SON lound everytime he says a weird word like lets sex it up sugerpop
(mom) oaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh yes give it to me papi(dad)thats right i love ya ass give me that sweet booty
DAD MOM I CAN HEAR YA'LL
SHUT THE FUCK UP SON IM FUCKING YOUR DAM FINE MOM COME ON SUGERPOP WHERES THAT SWEET #$%^%^% DAM I LOVE YOUR DAM SEX YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
you think bobby heard us last night
yup and thats why im taking him to see a counseler.... again

 

by bjiscool122
6-22-10
we have the robot out he's going to destroy our fuel capsules
ok sir but im warning you it might damage a planet
but is it our planet no SO GET YOUR BUT BACK THERE
FINE SIR
todays news a robot destroys kaddar city who to blame i say blame my x-wife
HEY!

 

by bjiscool122
7-01-10
hellllllllooooooo mmmmmmmyyyyyyyy naaaammmmee isssssssssss ccapppppptttttiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn kkkkiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrt whats yoooouuurrrss
?
hmmmm didn't understand me huh well blooopp po bloop koke kome home hiiii kaio ken times three
?
whats up with you speak plz i need this just plz talk what do you talk,taaallllkkk!
look jack ass i speak what you speat i don't talk like im from dragon ball z kai or robo cop vs aleins i talk like you.oh and your fly is open

 

by bjiscool122
7-15-10
at the bar after going to mall with his girlfreind
i don't get it man my girl gets everything she wants with her female ways and i fall for her all the dam time what am i supose do
well stand up for yourself if she try to do soething with her ass boobs or ***** just try to egnore it
baby i need this shirt can i have
sorry babe but no thats too high nope nope and nope
the girls always get there man
now can i have it
sure anything for you babe

 

by bjiscool122
7-15-10
hello fellow truckers today where going to be crashing in to stuff and also talk about stuff but first lets see whoo e-mailed us oh its max
thats me!
he e-mailed us and said dear trucker dave i always hear a ghost in my mom and dads bedroom it always moans like this oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah and then a monster shakes the bed and says uuhhhhhhhhu
ok well max your parents do not have a monster nor a ghost in there there just doing something call sex it were u put your **** i a girls ***** and go in and out ok kids thats all for today bye
hey brice want me to put my **** in your ***** and go in and out while u moan
umm its called sex and yeah sure why not my dad always want me to have sex with him i say no cause i want to save my ***** from being jack up

 

by bjiscool122
7-15-10
ummmm you like video games
no do you like nail polish
no
do you like bed sex
OH YOU BET I DO!

 

by bjiscool122
7-17-10
hmm
darn it
what
i just send out a pic of me naked when i was trying to send a pic of u naked.by the way did u know my freind tom likes u

 

by bjiscool122
7-17-10
i can't wait to get home i got a new copy of playboy to porno movies and some condoms just incase i see someone at the club im going to tonite
should i really ask him if he want to lick my pussy
nice day isn't it mam
yes it is hey what ya got there in the bag
oh just a holy bible and some movies about jesus
aww what a drag i thought it was porno movies and copys of playboy magazine and some condoms so we can have sex oral sex

 

by bjiscool122
7-17-10
your a real chef right i want to ask u something i want to cook some pancakes can you tell me how?
pancakes are easy to make just make
i would make them if i knew how too
pancake are easy to make just make them
oh wait! it says something on the back says chef bot 3000
hi would u like to know how to make pancakes just say hi! i would like to make pancakes

 

by bjiscool122
7-17-10
umm...hello welcome to....uh chicken chunkie chevy chicken
tell me something my freind you sell chicken here don't ya
ummm yes
and u kill chickens to make chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and stuff right
y-y-yes
good let me get some chicken tenders and chicken nuggets and a chicken sandwhich

 

by bjiscool122
7-18-10
ok ah are you ready to get ya shot ah
no
why not ah
how about i give u a blow job and forget this whole thing
im srry what ?
im sereis pull you pants down

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-10
somewhere at blue's house
aww man i hate these basterds keep making up fan made movie trailers come on everybody knows that meagan fox is not in the next trasformers movie
aww man meagan fox is gone? and dude your going to find yourself talking to never get laid
yeah she's not but im mad at these guys for making these shitty trailers if your going to make a trailers GET THE NAME RIGHT and I DON'T CARE ABOUT GETTING LAID AND HOW DOES A BABY GET LAID
i'll show you
at babys home
wow did i really just get laid by a baby
hey sweet cheeks im not a baby oh and you'll feel your legs in about a hour

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-10
so are you the one who gave him the darts
yes, yes i did
and you got it from the apaluiom forrest people right?
nope i got it from craigs list some guy named agentdoodoo122
what?!
yepp yeah wanna come back to my hut i got kevin hart on HBO

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-10
..........
i admire your hat it is earthly i love earth and i am not a alein
...........
and i love your earthly ways
LOOK I KNOW YOUR A ALEIN AND STOP TALKING TO A FREAKING SNOWMAN I DON'T WANT THE KIDS TO COME BACK AND SING THAT FREAKIN SONG

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-10
afternoon im bob waters and this is sharla evans and today we are talking about predators
i think its a good movie i mean aleins
umm sharla we mean sex offenders
oh well here's bob with sex offenders
sir why did you lure the 13 year old here
to take care of me oh yeah do yall have potato chips and wheres my 13 yr old wive BITCH AND YES IM SICK AND YO MOMMA IS TOO

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-10
soo you as a witness are suppose to remain with a new name and hair and stuff like that
ruff ruff
im sorry what oh wait you must have a costume on but why are you talking like that
bark bark
hmm i don't think the ham family have a dog
they sure don't

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-10
bob waters from the fox 3 news is really bringing his fan site up more only reason is because he has y.t the famous robot from "y.t and me " but i have a robot to his name is o.y. who cares
would you like a blu bla blue tea
robot what did you say ?!?
blu bla blue tea
hmm i think you have a slight malfuction YOU KNOW IM A BLUE TEASIST
HA A CONFUSION IN MY WIRE I KNEW IT DO I HAVE LEUCAPPABOT

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-10
you should be back on your feet in about 2 days
2 days?!? but i need to get to flaps worp today
sorry in order for those stiches to heal you have to wait
awww man!! theres a good thing
what
i save 20% or more on death insurence

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
sup joe did you get my movie about the economy just kinda like sicko
yes i did and bob i think it was dumb
aw why?
they where talking about alot of target companies
annndd
WE ARE THE TARGET COMPANIE

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
i don't get it if you already learn and its about viginas and penis and sex why not just watch porn
because its umm...AH HA well no....... well.....no
you don't know
yes i do because its about the human body porn its about umm having sexy sex and teen porn and all shit like that
because it makes peole want to masterbate right
............. can i borrow your lotion

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
um why does woman dress the way they do
because they want to tease man into having sex
can i watch a video on it
that would be called porn
i said can i watch a video on it
sure let me just go to CVS and get some lotion and don't stand to close to me while where watching

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
why do i always get a stick moving in my pants and i fell like my privites is spiting out something but what
its called a eroction you get it when u get horny
oh ok so im horny what can i do to get rid of it
masterbate
can i
sure but me first

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
why does my girlfreind scream everytime i bang her
because it feeels good to her
oh ok why
because she does it because thats it it feels good to her
oh well can i get back to banging her
sure but me first

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
who is katie morgan
a pornstar
oh ok soo what is a pornstar
a person who play in porn but people know them
can i have sex with her than
sure but let me get my camra first

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
why do i alway catch u masterbating in your room saying thats the spot aahhhhhhh and boom goes the dynamite
because i want to
oh ok well how do u do it
keep going fast
oh ok well im going to luoise anna can we go
sure let me just get the beads

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
hello im gabe and im here to say that everybodys famous chickin and human is back thats right its sicko season 2!!
this time with more sick stuff that you love!!!!!!!! and the funny im just kidding this time no more nasty shit just funny!!!!!!!!!!!
its coming tomorrow which is the 8!!!!!!! of december with christmas jokes to! so don't forget GET SICK!!

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-10
did you get our christmas tree?
yes i did
good so where is it
its in the car
go get it then
did i metion there is no tree

 

by bjiscool122
12-08-10
merry christmas to you merry christmas to you merry christmas too yoooouuu ....merry christmas to you
dude your singing it wrong thats the birthday song
oh ok well how do you sing it
well i sing mines like this chestnuts roasting on a oepn fire jack frost trying to steal your blue ultide my fist with his eye allllll black merry fistmas to you
wow violent
do you wanna see the play

 

by bjiscool122
12-08-10
and let get back to the christmas special kiss saves christmas. Theres know way we can get these christmas presents to to all the kids without santas sleigh
*changes channel*
we inturup this program to bring you live from texas its the todays show. hi im martha lee i get drunk a lot. and im jann thats it letts gossip and talk about things that men don't care about! ok
*changes channel*
And live from the large pool in the world its woman who likes to show boobs at every second they get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now this is something i can get into!

 

by bjiscool122
12-08-10
*beep* you got mail
hmm lets see here woohoo i got my mail back from santa.com
dear john i seen your letter to me and i can't give all of your presents i seen the history on your computer
what!?! *cry and runs aways*
yep i seen all the history and welcome back to sexy ladies.com have you been nautghty
i sure have MZsexy134

 

by bjiscool122
12-08-10
did you add me on facebook yet?
umm yeah about that
what
i see that you always send people game request
oh ok well you know what forget you i thought we were freinds
we are i just don't want to freind you no harm done right!

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