hey bob your good with telling people mean stuff like your fired
let me guess you want me to tell melvin he's fired fine
oh hi bob did you know my kids birthday is tomorrow and my also my mom died and mygirlfreind cheated on me and also i can't figure how to type again and thats it now how can i help you
uhh.......ummm i wanted to umm say that uhh ........... i found a new pen yeah thats it
