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Hello, sir. Are you aware that there is what appears to be a dead child sprawled on your lawn?

It's okay, the garbage truck will be by soon.

Are you sure they'll dispose of a corpse without incident?

No, but I am a gambling man.

Well, good luck in your perilous endeavor.

I am offended by the insulting concept of luck. Get out of my house or I will fetch my cane and beat you about the sternum with it!