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Your natural odor is usually NOT SEXY
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| So, why do girls go out with assholes and shun a nice guy like me? | |
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| Deodorant and a shower should be your first clue. | |
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We give birth to babies, not date them
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| I mean, I would give you flowers everyday, and do whatever you wanted to do. | |
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| Great. Hang all over me like a spineless fucking parasite just to get some pussy. Now that's sexy AND original. | |
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| Someday, I will find a girl who appreciates me. | |
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| Right. That elusive creature who really believes "size doesn't matter." | |
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