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I don't think anyone reads my newsletters.

Well, you can't read everything, Bob. Have you read my latest research paper?

You need to know some of the stuff I'm banging on about in order to use our systems properly.

You say that, Bob, but there's really no time. I'll ask Anna if I get stuck. Don't worry. She's always most helpful.

Maybe I should resort to gimmicks.

Good idea. We academics are not averse to a good gimmick. How about donning a wig and becoming a cartoon character?