After a long walk home from the frats...Shane needs to use the facilities and not a porta potty was in sight...
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| excuse me son...were you urinating on that car over there? | |
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| why no officer....what ever do you mean? i was just passing by... | |
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Super Shane saves the day...
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| Ahhh...I've been holding that in forever....good thing this car was on fire so i could piss on it....whew, get a whiff of that!!!!! | |
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| You see officer I was only pissing on that car to put out the fire...I'm drunk as a skunk so i didnt think it was a problem. | |
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| Well there...did you say your name was Dink? you did save durham for tonight but im giving you a ticket for polluting the air with that rancid urine smell.... | |
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