boddekker  

Look, I'm tired of this. Let's just go back to the farm.

Okay... but I need to stop at my place first.

Smoking or non-smoking? Heh, heh... suckerrrrr....

That's it. I'm having my daughter go with "Plan B."

"To begin the process, pick the chicken up by the feet..." So far, so good...

Before you read any further, there's something you should know about this chicken...