I want Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings...
Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree!
And a PS2.
Jumpin' Jesus Christ, you're greedy! You're getting socks and underwear, you little brat!
And do you have a bird fetish or something, ya pervert?