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| Did you ever think that Dr. Mario pops some of the pills when people aren't looking? | |
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| Why? Look at all those magic mushrooms he takes. Why is it so hard to believe? | |
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| Because he's not a real person. He's a friggin' video game! | |
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| I also have reason to believe that he's not even a real doctor. I've never seen any proof that he went to medical school. Impersonating a doctor is a serious offense and he will pay dearly for it. | |
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