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Now that he is out of my way, I will make sure his friends and family won't be suspicious......

Hello, honey. What did you say?

Nothing, mom. I'm just calling to let you know that I'm going on a long journey to Bosnia to save starving yaks.

That's so brave of you, honey. But what's wrong with your voice? You sound different.

No I don't.

Oh. Okay, honey. Goodbye.