boinky33  

Oh, hello, Mr. Johnson. Did my son behave at Timmy's sleep over?

That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Your son used some foul language at my house last night.

What? My Jeffrey? He never swore before in his life.

Hmmmm? Rather strange.

Would you like to come in for tea and talk about it some more?

No! I better fuck off to my shit-hole of a home! My bitch keeps nagging me to wash the fucking car!