SECW Fun Referee Earl finds he crossed the line one time too many! Wow! What happened? Well, Earl, you messed with Steven Michaels one time too many! by bomberjacklord, 9-12-08
ACW by bomberjacklord9-12-08 Another Saturday Night In Boaz! Uh, Mickey, there's a new guy here that wants to wrestle for you. Oh yeah, and what makes him qualified to wrestle here? He has boots and tights. Can't use him, he'll make everybody else look stupid! But, he'll work for a hotdog and a coke! I'll make him the heavyweight champion then!
ACW by bomberjacklord9-12-08 Another Saturday Night In Boaz (Part Two) I'm looking for Matt Pike! Dude, you're the Grim Reaper! What you want with Matt? I heard he wrestled here. Well, he gets in the ring. Well, the last time he was in SECW he killed the crowd! I want to know his secret!
ACW by bomberjacklord9-12-08 Another Saturday Night In Boaz (Part 3) Hey, you're Mike Mason, right? Yeah, you want an autograph? Hey, you're Mike Mason, right? Yeah, you want an autograph? Hey, you're Mike Mason, right? Yeah, you want an autograph?
ACW by bomberjacklord9-12-08 Another Saturday Night In Boaz (Part 3) Hey, you're Mike Mason, right? Yeah, you want an autograph? No, man, I heard you could hook a brother up. Sorry, dude, can't help you. But, ah.......I'm a wrestler too! Well then, follow me to Happy Land!
RIP Moose by bomberjacklord2-16-10 Okay, Bob, time to earn your wings! Okay, God, what do I need to do? I need you to go get someone to run my new heavenly wrestling show! Who in the world would be good enough to run your show, God? Oh, that's an easy one!