CC 171: A Turnip For The Books

Author: bonwag

Date: February 21, 2003

by bonwag
2-21-03
I wish for a horsie.
Ho, HO! If wishes were horses, beggars would ride! Hah! (mumble mumble)
Werehorses?
No, listen. It's enigmatic. If WISHES were HORSES...
I don't want boogers. I want a horsie.
Whatever. Here. (There used to be an art to this stuff. Replace me with an ATM and be done with it, why don't you.)