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CC149: The Book Of Ratings

by bonwag
10-24-02

Moses on the beach


	I hold aloft my Staff of Righteousness and command that the sea be divided so my people may walk on dry ground.


	You're not allowed to do that. Only clerics and enlightened monks can command the elements. You're only a priest.


	Didn't I find a potion of elemental command back there in the city?


	*Yes, but you used that* to turn the Nile into blood.**


	Man. Okay. I roll for a natural disaster.


	A Strong East Wind whips up. You take damage.

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