Aye.. I have something very important to tell you... listen:
This is a letter from the psychologist who you met last week...he found out that you are an homosexual. Don't worry bro, you're still my best friend. I won'T reject your because you are gay.
I'm the one who shitted on your face last night.
WHAT?!? REPEAT THAT!
! Fawk! Now he knows that I'm gay AND that I pooped on his face yesterday!