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by boomerang1127
10-03-03
hey, this is my comic....the first couple of pages is just gonna be introducing the people, then we'll get into some funny stuff.
uhhh....yeah....im cody.
shalom, i am russel.
sexy nick alfonso here.
joey stango
JaaaMmeZZsss!!!.
im george, but god gave me that name.

 

by boomerang1127
10-03-03
andrew conti.
anybody got weed for jon cardello?
teenage mutant jeremy graham.
i am mr. whiffin, the most annoying bastard on the face of the planet.
well thats it so far for the characters...ii only put ones in the i think id use. more will be added as needed.
canada's finest, bryan burtner.
why the hell did all of you introduce yourselves?

 

by boomerang1127
10-03-03
hey george!
Youre an asshole and you suck your moms dick!!!!
whoa whoa whoa.....girls don't have penises buddy.
oh yeah wel-----
shhhh.....health class.
james likes poop.

 

by boomerang1127
10-03-03
The top 10 worst girls list.....
wow everyone hates me now..........
........no change there.

 

by boomerang1127
10-04-03
hello. my name is insert your name here.... i mean cody. you are very pretty.
........
i would like to take you out on a date.
...

 

by boomerang1127
10-06-03
uhh....whiffin...you handed my paper back. its right here.
everyone : yeah we passed it to him.
no dude....i have it right here in my hand....everyone in my row passed it back to me.
everyone : yeah we passed it to him.
ill see you after class.

 

by boomerang1127
10-07-03
note : there is a new, and better, character for james.....and the dirty looking one is hat kid.
hey...where you goin james?
i is leaving teh tabel.
and thats gaye puis.
hey you clean that table!
no way james' mom. im not cleaning that table.
what a rebel....a real loose cannon if you ask me.

 

by boomerang1127
10-09-03
wow russ....tenchu is your game and yet i still managed to beat you for the 17th consecutive time.
my day will come, oh it will!
i really doubt it russ, i mean im just better then you.
yeah, thats true.
oh man, chibot died again.
noooooooo!!!

 

by boomerang1127
10-09-03
no it doesnt.
yeah...it does.
no it doesnt.
yeah...it does.
ah crap.
i believe you owe me $5.00

 

by boomerang1127
10-11-03
todays big matchup : st. johns football team
......versus a bunch of kids from lindy.
you cant hit after the play
yeah i can...i think.

 

by boomerang1127
10-13-03
*GASP* a kitty! i will pet it.
one pet later....
Ah! i am actually a fairy...and since you released me, i will grant you one wish.
hmm..
after a granted wish....
no. i asked for a small 'ferry' with 2 huge 'trips'

 

by boomerang1127
10-14-03
hey!!
.....
wanna go to a movie tonight?
.....
ugh....thats the last time i ever let a foreign exchange student stay with me.
que?

 

by boomerang1127
10-15-03
hey! glad i foun you.....id like to take you out on a date saturday....do you have plans?
ah crap. not this asshole again.
hmm?
oh man hes not gonna quit...gotta think of something....fast.
....
uhh sorry, i cant. i already mae plans to sandpaper my entire body and roll around in salt.

 

by boomerang1127
10-16-03
you schmuck!
hahahahahah
yeah hes jewish, so he can say that.
do i even look jewish?!
yeah you really kinda do.
hahahahhaha

 

by boomerang1127
10-16-03
uhhh hi....its cody, i was wondering if you were doing anything saturday....
uhh...no...why?
well i was just thinking maybe we could go somewhere....
like a date?
yeah, i guess you could say that.
sorry, i gotta go...theres a telemarketer on the other line.

 

by boomerang1127
10-17-03
hi i was wonde.....
you know what cody....ill save you some time here....just forget it. no.
look, now it only takes one panel for me to get rejected.

 

by boomerang1127
10-18-03
hmm...uhh, hi
hi.
....ill cut to the chase. wanna go on a date?
oh darn sorry, cant.
well why the heck not?
the man on the tv told me to stay tuned.

 

by boomerang1127
10-19-03
so uhh, i had a good time. you?
uhh...
id like to call you, can i have your number?
its in the phone book.
ok so can i have your name so i can look you up?
thats in the phone book too.

 

by boomerang1127
10-20-03
look...im not gonna date you.
aw cmon, one date!
i said no. if you keep asking, ill be gone by the next panel.
pleeeeeeease!?
ha..not like thats never happened before.

 

by boomerang1127
10-21-03
oh hey cody
hey
so....hows it goin with the girls?
not so good man....they always come up with stupid witty lines to get out of dating me.
really? wow. so anyways, ive gotta go floss my cat.
agh.

 

by boomerang1127
10-22-03
hey hows it hangin sweetie-pie?
uhh fine...and never call me sweetie pie again.
have it your way hot cakes. howsabout a date?
not if it was to save my own life.
why not!?
I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.

 

by boomerang1127
10-23-03
hey, doing anything saturday at 7?
actually, yes.
hmm, howbout at 8?
look, i just cant.
why not?
uhh....oh yeah i just remembered, im scheduled for a karma transplant.

 

by boomerang1127
10-26-03
hey
hey
date?
no.
why?
no.

 

by boomerang1127
10-27-03
now that i really think on it, it's almost like a conspiracy against me...like someone is making sure i don't get a date....but why?
if the teenage embodyment of enrique eglasias cannot get a date, noone shall!

 

by boomerang1127
10-30-03
come on, even I'M not that desperate.

 

by boomerang1127
11-02-03
so what'd you do today?
well, besides make out with 2928595 girls...nothing!
...
......
minus 2928595?
yup.

 

by boomerang1127
11-03-03
boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here each day?
hard to say...
can i interest you in a copy of oprah magazine?

 

by boomerang1127
11-05-03
Welcome to El Señor Taco, Burrito, Enchilada and Calamari. How may I ayudarse?
nevermind....
i'm actually in the mood for something oriental today..

 

by boomerang1127
11-06-03
date?
yes!
yes!
yes!
not even in this universe...

 

by boomerang1127
11-08-03
you did it...
oh god. if the monkey says "no, we did it" i'll...i'll....well i wouldn't be very suprised.
oh yeah, monkey's can't talk

 

by boomerang1127
11-09-03
hello pawn, knight. hey you in the back, what are you doing here?
me? i'm looking for buzz lightyear.
get off our board! this is chess, not toy story!!!

 

by boomerang1127
11-11-03
hey whatcha up to?
oh nothin, just practicing a song i wrote.
what do you have so far?
my names bryan burtner, and yours is gabbie tang....i can be your clark kent, and you can be my lana lang
.....
yeah, pretty catchy if i do say so myself.

 

by boomerang1127
11-12-03
oh, uhhh my spanish isn't very good....uhhh....hola, mi nombres es cody.
hmm, that was good, but actually you don't need an "s" on "nombres", it's just "nombre".
ohh you do speak english, phew!
no actually, only that one statement and this one explaining it.
you're kidding...right?
que?

 

by boomerang1127
11-13-03
heeyyyy, hows it goin? whatcha doin saturday?
ah crap. not this idiot...
i was thinkin....me, you, chucky cheese's....yeah..
wow, what a bad line...better think of something fast...
soooo, whatd'ya say?
.....no hable inglés

 

by boomerang1127
11-24-03
what do you call michael jackson's lemonade stand?
i dunno, what?
the singles bar.
hmm, i wonder how that would go down....
if it was un-noticed, the sickobunny will be representing everyone's favorite white woman, michael jackson.
i want some lemonade!
YOU can sleep in MY BED!!

 

by boomerang1127
11-28-03
i had to go see a therapist today.
yeah, my brother went to neverland too.

 

by boomerang1127
11-30-03
something you probably own and have in your kitchen may be killing you as we speak. what is it? more on that at 11...
and our top story tonight deals with america's favorite pop idol, michael jackson.
there is controversy over whether or not michael jackson raped a 10 year old buy in new jersey.
officials say they were skeptical to whether or not it was him, but then their suspicions were confirmed when the boy described the suspect as a white woman missing a nose.

 

by boomerang1127
12-04-03
so i noticed theres not so many terribility comics being made now...whats the deal?
well it's just that i've run out of ideas. when i get one, it'll be up. but for now, i think that maybe since i've been gone for a bit, the girls have forgotten how much of a loser i am.
doubtful.
yup.

 

by boomerang1127
12-11-03
i have superpowers.
well ill be damned.
son of a spanish circus dog bitch!
qué?

 

by boomerang1127
12-14-03
a new name, new facetious rejections.
hey, wanna go see a movie with me saturday night?
i--uhh--i can't.
oh come on, what fake rejection could you possibly have that i haven't heard yet?
I've got plans to clean out my medicine cabinet and rearrange my over the counter pharmaceudicals in alphabetical order.
wow that's new.

 

by boomerang1127
12-17-03
oh my gosh you're wearing a blue shirt!
...
and look theres a bunch of trees over there!
the sky...is blue.

 

by boomerang1127
12-21-03
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Hmm, let's see. I will take a...double bacon cheeseburger with no cheese, extra pickles, no onions or bacon...
....Good thing I get paid by the hour.
...and I want exactly an ounce of ketchup squirted on the left of my burger. The lettuce must go on the right, and...
And your total is...$3.34
On Second thought, I will just have a shake, but make sure you don't put any actual milk in the milkshake just put some chocolate in there, but not TOO much chocolate.

 

by boomerang1127
12-29-03
look...don't even try it.
...
...
well for those of you keeping count, i now have more rejections then attempts.

 

by boomerang1127
1-06-04

 

by boomerang1127
1-09-04
you know, sometimes you're really cheap.
hey i know plenty of people who are cheaper then me...
name one.
hmm...

 

by boomerang1127
1-12-04
hi, welcome to mcdonalds, how can i help you?
yeah im not exactly sure what i want..hmm...
have anything in mind?
well cal i have something well done?
yo.
hey tyrone, someone's looking for you up front.

 

by boomerang1127
1-14-04
an un-named conti's poser sister and gang.
hey, did you guys hear brand new's new song?! it's sooo good! i love them!
i know, we are so punk! we don't do this for attention at all!
looks like brand new sucks now.
yup.

 

by boomerang1127
1-17-04
hmm...kristen told me she wanted to go to the movies this weekend, but she's bringing a friend so now i have to.... but i hear the girl is ugly...
who you gonna get?
well im going to need someone ugly and funny-looking, with a terrible sense of fashion. and he has to have no life at all, and zero experience with women.
hmmm...
ill go see if i can find jeremy, be right back!

 

by boomerang1127
1-25-04
We both want the parachute. We have to settle this somehow.
How about a knife fight?
How about SAT scores?
680 verbal, 700 math
How about a knife fight?

 

by boomerang1127
1-27-04
Welcome!
...
You've got mail!
what the hell? i don't remember signing up for aol..
You don't have AOL. You have a malignant brain tumor that is causing you to hallucinate that your PC is talking to you.
::phew:: .....that would've sucked if i had aol.

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