Hello, Americans. For months now, Uncle Dick and I have been talking about our evidence against Iraq, evidence that will compel the world to invade that evil country.
Mounds and mounds of evidence! Compelling evidence! But it was SECRET evidence!
Today we present our evidence to the world. We know all peoples will rally to our cause when they hear this irrefutable, incontrovertible evidence.
Yes! This evidence will blow your mind! Are you ready for the evidence? OK! Here... comes... the... EVIDENCE!
