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this is getting old. we know how it will end: with a catchy song and death working the dance floor like a mugger.
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| "oh no, i have powered down but mysteriously refuse to actually shut off because windows is cleaning the cache, which i think is a secret term for getting teabagged." | |
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| "that's right bitch, no one can stand against my twin terrors, ONE DAY AT A TIME and SAVED BY THE BELL: THE COLOSTOMY YEARS." | |
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| "BZZT. does not compute. windows will rise again, like a phoenix out of the unix. i mean ashes." | |
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| "and now i will do the only remotley cool thing in this series: play the hawaii five-o theme song as my victory dance soundtrack! woo!" | |
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see? i told you so. p.s. i also feel dumber for having written this.
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| "that's right, windows, inane programming wins again! look at this booty shake." | |
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| i should kill it to save mankind, but, man, that groovin soundtrack makes me want to shake it all night long. | |
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