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by brajesh
11-10-03
It's easy...
U.S. out of Iraq! Stop the war!
Support our troops, hippie scum! We're there to give the Iraqis the Gift of Democracy®
...to be a patriot...
But people are dying everyday!
Those soldiers are patriots and so is the President. You would be lucky to be in the Army
...in a three peice suit.
Stop the draft!
There's a draft? Maybe I should go for my masters...

 

by brajesh
11-10-03
Hi Michelle, I think I'm going back to school.
Why, Greg? You have a great job and you're young. Take your time, go part time.
But, it's that whole Osama thing. I thought they were going to catch him by now.
What does that have to do with school? Are you arfaid of being drafted or something?
Um... no, I really have this strong desire to get my masters all of a sudden. Of course I support the war. I'd support a draft, I'm very patriotic.
I didn't say you weren't.

 

by brajesh
11-11-03
Hey there
Um, hi.
You know, I support the troops, You guys are doing an excellent job, keep up the good work.
Thanks, nice to see you care.
Just let me know if I can do anything for you, I'm always willing to help our boys in uniform.
Sure thing, why don't you enlist?

 

by brajesh
11-13-03
Hey Captain U.S.A.!
Hey, kid.
What's going on in the patriotic struggle against evil?
I'm here to encourage young people like yourself to enlist in the fight against terror. We need strong backs in Iraq.
Wow, so you've been over there, fighting for Freedom®?
No way, dude! My dad's a Senator. Like I said, I'm here to enlist young people like yourself...

 

by brajesh
11-14-03
So, you're a super hero. Who's your hero?
George Bush is my #1 Hero
Why, because he's taking preemptive action against Terror so we all can be free?
No, because he got out of Vietnam by playing Top Gun, went AWOL for months, indulged heavily in drugs and alcohol, and STILL became President.
Those don't seem like good reasons for being considered a hero.
I have great political ambitions myself.

 

by brajesh
11-15-03
So, as a young person, how do you feel about the conflict in Iraq?
I support the President and I support the troops.
How do you feel about the lack of evidence found concerning Weapons of Mass Destruction®?
I support the President and I support the troops.
Would you would welcome the opportunity to serve if your president requests your help?
I'm working on either a educational or medical deferment at the moment. Or maybe the Texas Air National Guard.

 

by brajesh
11-17-03
Two US blackhawk helicopters crashed today in Iraq
...bringing the death count of US servicemen above 400
That's not witty or insightful, but today, that's all I've got.

 

by brajesh
11-17-03
Greg wanders into another dimentional reality...
Man, this is a weird dream...
Why, hello there! How can I help you?
Am I seeing a vision of our forign policy descisions manifest as the suffering of the people of Iraq?
No, silly!
...and realizes his mistake.
What then? Why am I dreaming THIS???
This is no dream! You're seeing the results of the loss of jobs on the US economy. Hey, you wanna buy a fallafel or not?

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