Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  brandon  

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Mr. and Mrs. America, you are wrong. I am not the King of the Jews nor am I a hippie cult leader. I am what you have made of me and the mad dog devil killer fiend leper is a reflection of your society...whatever the outcome of this madness you call Christian justice you can know this: in my mind's eye my thoughts light fires in your cities.
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by brandon
11-15-05
One day at Mcdonalds...
Hey, Louise. I need you to come to the office. There is a cop on the phone who said you stole something.
What!? I could never do such a thing!
What is this all about!?!
Well, this man on the phone who has provided no creditentials at all is asking me to apprehend you and do a strip search because apparently you match the description of someone who stole a purse.
Ok, now the "cop" on the phone has instructed me to instruct you to give me a blow job. I don't want you to, but this *IS* a police officer on the line, so we'd better comply.
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