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| So, I was, like, really pushing her, you know, I was, like: "Make me the damn pancakes, woman! I want the pancakes! I wanna I wanna!" After, like, five minutes, she gave in. Dude, she's too easy. | |
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| Whoa. And didn't she even smack you, dude? Your mom is sooooooo fucking cool. | |
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| So, she said that she would make 'em, but I needed to get the mix for the batter from the store. Then she toooootally, like, traumatized me: She made me buy TAMPONS for her. | |
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| Dude? TAMPONS? Eeeewww. Gross. My mom would never do anything like that to me. | |
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| And you would NOT believe how many type of tampons there were. It was, like, Maxi, Medium, Mini, Demi, Semi, Ultra Thick, Ultra Soft, Ultra Thin, Mega Long, Super Absorbant, Leaky, Extra Leaky.. | |
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| Thanks dude. I did NOT need to know that. THANKS ALOT. | |
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