|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| I feel most human when you reject me. It’s both nauseating and exhilerating. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| It’s 2023, Stan. Your brand of harassment was quaintly stupid 12 years ago, but now it’s just repulsive. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| I guess my ex-wife was wrong when she said I was incapable of change. | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| By the way, I’m now 41. Don’t let the fact that my exterior is frozen in some comic strip version of purgatory fool you. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| If you’re implying that I am defined by shallow infatuations with women young enough to be my daughters, I am both offended and hurt. | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| I’d tame this caballero, but old guys kind of skeeve me out. | |
| | |
|
|
|
