Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: February 2, 2023

by brianvargo
2-02-23
I feel pretty.
You shouldn’t.
What happened to us, Satan? We used to be so in sync, so simpatico.
I guess the honeymoon is over, Stan.
Then I look into those baby reds and think, “There’s the devil I know. And love.”
I’m really rooting for you to get into Heaven, Stan. Like, really, really rooting.