Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: February 3, 2023

by brianvargo
2-03-23
Give me just one night. I will introduce you to a world of passion and ecstasy you dare not even dream of.
Fine. Let’s do this.
Uh…
Or we could just watch TV. I videotaped every episode of “Mr. Belvedere” back in the day. I could fire up the old Betamax.
Much though I want to reduce your ego to a pile of smoldering ash, that actually sounds delightful. You bring the Barefoot Moscato, I’ll bring the Cheez-Its.