Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: February 6, 2023

by brianvargo
2-06-23
So kids, I just want to close by reminding you to say “no” to drugs. Drugs are super-duper bad.
Don’t get me wrong - they’re really, really fun. I mean, who would do ‘em if they didn’t make you feel just…so damn alive. Like God himself was caressing your very soul.
So in summary…I’m living proof that if you try your hardest and really put your mind to it, you might still end up having to do 80 hours of community service.