Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: February 8, 2023

by brianvargo
2-08-23
I have to admit, I haven’t dated much in the past 3,700 years or so - let alone gone on a blind date. I’m just a wee bit nervous.
Don’t be. Let’s just talk. What are you into?
Well, I’m pretty big into devouring the souls of puny, witless humans and expelling them from my bowels into the fiery pits of hell. You?
I’m something of a Pete Davidson fangirl.
Ew, gross.