Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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 		As a longtime dumb jerk, I am pleased to present a series of incisive, compelling, occasionally heart-rending vignettes casting light on my fellow dumb jerks, via the medium of the tri-panel comic strip. I feel that this comic art best allows me to express myself as both a raconteur and a social critic. By reading Dumb Jerks, I hope that you learn a little bit about life, love, and the beauty of existence. Jerks.
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by brianvargo
2-09-23
You know, people have gotten a little judgy for my tastes. Why, just the other day, I was in line at Baskin Robins, and this woman called my scimitar “inappropriate.”
The nerve.
Needless to say, I gave her quite the disapproving look as I sliced off her left ear and used it as a spoon for my rum raisin pineapple sundae.
As one would.
So…you see a second date in our future?
As much as I enjoyed death metal karaoke, I’m a little put off by your sulfuric stench. Let’s leave it as a “maybe” for now.
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